kat
03-17-2005, 01:05 PM
You can tell Spring Break is here when teachers start passing around the following:
YOU MIGHT BE EMPLOYED BY A SCHOOL IF.....
1. You believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt
lick.
2. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
3. You believe "shallow gene pool" should be an option on a report
card
4. When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at
children you do not know and correct their behavior.
5. You have no social life between August and June.
6. You think people should be required to get a government permit
before being allowed to reproduce.
7. You wonder how some people ever MANAGED to reproduce.
8. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a
child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard
it uttered.
9. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
10.Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is
this kid like this?"
11. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8
to 3:20 and have summers free."
YOU MIGHT BE EMPLOYED BY A SCHOOL IF.....
1. You believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt
lick.
2. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
3. You believe "shallow gene pool" should be an option on a report
card
4. When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at
children you do not know and correct their behavior.
5. You have no social life between August and June.
6. You think people should be required to get a government permit
before being allowed to reproduce.
7. You wonder how some people ever MANAGED to reproduce.
8. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a
child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard
it uttered.
9. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
10.Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is
this kid like this?"
11. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8
to 3:20 and have summers free."