Just for fun...

[Diane]

Stealing this from another board... :)

Here's what you do:

- Go to google.ca (or the search engine of your choice).

- Type in "(yourname) needs" (e.g., type in "Tim needs"... and you must use the quotation marks).

- Share the 1st 10 things you see in the results.

I'll post my needs after I Google it... :)

[Diane]

Diane needs....

Diane needs... a little entertainment, now and then! These are pretty good (Google your name and "needs"):

Diane needs a pigfoot and a bottle of beer, some reefer and some gin, and crawlin' kingsnake.
Diane needs to apply herself more conscientiously ...
Diane needs to get some sleep or perhaps this is her glass ceiling. ...
Diane needs to meet with Doreen and set up security.
Diane needs to see these paintings
Diane needs help right now.
Diane needs to be more sexy and more out there,
Diane needs to put her hair up and Cowboy volunteers
Diane needs to consider her contractual obligations
Diane needs: a little discipline and a little training.

[Amy]

Some of these are hysterical. What exactly is a "monkeysicle"?? LOL

-Amy needs to wake up or find some extra will power

-A little shy and laid-back, Amy needs to find a home where she can spend her golden years and be a cherished member of the family

-psycho amy needs help so plz HEEELLPPP MMEE!!!!

-Amy needs some helping drinking apparently

-Amy needs to get out the monkeysicle and do some tests on him and what not

-Amy Needs a Crash Pad

[AnnW]

it must be because i use google safe search, but my results weren't funny.

[Melody]

Cindy needs a tall, cold glass of STFU (no clue what that is) lol
Maybe Cindy needs to rub some good lotion
Cindy needs your help
Cindy needs to chill and ask
Cindy needs to be accesorized please
Use what Cindy taught us
Mercy for Cindy, justice denied
Put Cindy back on the bus
Cindy and the Dr. Phil show

[Melody]

it must be because i use google safe search, but my results weren't funny.

same here, not funny but it has me wondering what a tall cold glass of stfu is.

[littlesista06]

well i'm confused (what's new) LOL
i typed in "jennifer needs" in my google box and got a bunch of websites. this one seems to be the one ya'll are coming up with. is that right? lol

but one was this: http://mytrueself.typepad.com/my_true_self/2005/10/jennifer_needs.html

1. Jennifer needs a cold shower (ummm....no comment)

2. Jennifer needs to be in a mental health facility right now (actually, today is pretty good, but I'll keep that in mind)

3. Jennifer needs a tutor (yes, in so many areas...)

4. Jennifer needs to better understand (uncanny!)

5. Jennifer needs to know your new address (Did you move without telling me again?)

6. Jennifer needs this diva publicity like she needs a hole in the head (Yeah.)

7. Jennifer needs to stay away from these type of ballads (Jennifer needs to stay away from most ballads)

8. Jennifer needs copies of the constitution (Well somebody really should be paying attention that thing)

9. Jennifer needs whatever she wants (That about sums it up. Can I stop here?)

10. Jennifer needs not only the title of President, but also the authority (Yes...the world would be a much better place...)

[Leigh]

Jennifer... I love the comments you added beside all of yours.,,,lol!

Well, I used Leigh and this is what I got...

1. Leigh needs a ponyboy.

2. Leigh needs money. (OH YEAH, and lots of it!!!!)

3. Leigh needs a NAV for FNS2.

4. Leigh needs to become a supermodel. (I guess this is how I would get my money)

5. Leigh needs your prayer and support right now. (Did this search really know me??? Cause it sure is hitting everything on the head)

6. Leigh needs our wishes again.

7. Leigh needs close relationships with people outside of her physical family.

8. Leigh needs win, help to make CCS.

9. Leigh needs to further develop her handwriting skills.

10. Leigh needs space and can't stand to be suffocated.

[Amy]

same here, not funny but it has me wondering what a tall cold glass of stfu is.

It is "Shut The F%ck Up." ROFL

[littlesista06]

Ahhhh hahahahaaahhaaa!!

[Melody]

It is "Shut The F%ck Up." ROFL

LMAO Bet my dh wrote that one!

[Beth/TX]

LOL.....funny thread.

1. Beth needs to realize that she has a problem.
2. Beth needs to look within at what she is believing about her weight, food, and exercise.
3. Beth needs to go back to school.
4. Beth needs to get out of the house.
5. Beth needs to rediscover what made us fall in love with her in the first place.
6. Beth needs it so it will be done.
7. Beth needs people.
8. Beth needs prayers.
9. Beth needs cash and agrees to go deep undercover.

and last but not least:

10. Beth needs teeth. ROFL

[littlesista06]

Jennifer... I love the comments you added beside all of yours.,,,lol!



I didn't add those. :grimace:

[Leigh]

I didn't add those. :grimace:

Oh... Well, they are so cute...lol!

[RCT]

OMG :biglaugh: :lol: I got a transextuals web site...LOL....Renee must be a popular name with the trany scene...LOL....