TXmom
02-23-2001, 10:51 AM
Had this sent to me today - thought it was funny!
Have you heard about the next "Survivor" show that is
planned? Mark Burnett, producer of "Survivor" plans
to enlist 12 men, who will be dropped in an
unidentified suburb with a van and six kids.
Each child plays two sports and each takes music
lessons or attends dance class. They have no access to
fast food.
They must keep the house clean, assist with all
homework (receiving at least a "C+" on all papers),
complete one science project, cook and do laundry.
They have access to television only when the kids are
asleep and all chores are done. None of the TV's have
remotes.
The competitions will consist of such things as:
* PTA meetings
* clean up after a sick child at 3:00 a.m
* make a model Indian hut with six toothpicks, a
tortilla and one marker
* get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas
* take night classes
* arrange for trustworthy childcare.
They will be allowed to organize one night out for
themselves but they must plan 2 weeks in advance and
find a sitter.
The kids get to vote them off at tribal council. The
winner gets to go back to his job.
Have you heard about the next "Survivor" show that is
planned? Mark Burnett, producer of "Survivor" plans
to enlist 12 men, who will be dropped in an
unidentified suburb with a van and six kids.
Each child plays two sports and each takes music
lessons or attends dance class. They have no access to
fast food.
They must keep the house clean, assist with all
homework (receiving at least a "C+" on all papers),
complete one science project, cook and do laundry.
They have access to television only when the kids are
asleep and all chores are done. None of the TV's have
remotes.
The competitions will consist of such things as:
* PTA meetings
* clean up after a sick child at 3:00 a.m
* make a model Indian hut with six toothpicks, a
tortilla and one marker
* get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas
* take night classes
* arrange for trustworthy childcare.
They will be allowed to organize one night out for
themselves but they must plan 2 weeks in advance and
find a sitter.
The kids get to vote them off at tribal council. The
winner gets to go back to his job.