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angie r
03-09-2001, 06:05 PM
Yeah, like I could resist that one. LOL Never used any myself. rofl.
RCT
03-09-2001, 06:18 PM
I'll never tell....LOL
Mickey
03-09-2001, 06:31 PM
Haven't yet! I've been to a sex toy party and was amazed at the "things" there! I only bought the body glitter gel, though! Whooo-eeeee...how exciting is THAT? LOL!
AnnW
03-09-2001, 06:35 PM
When we were in New Orleans last month, we went into some of the sex shops down Bourbon street..didn't buy anything, but heck, I didn't know what HALF the stuff was for!! LOL
Our friends did buy ***** shaped pasta..keep telling them to serve it at a dinner party and see if anyone notices and if anyone says anything!!!!! LOL
RCT
03-09-2001, 06:36 PM
That would sure be a great conversation starter....LOL.... can you imagine....you'd have to really know your dinner guests.....that really tickled me....thanks...
AnnW
03-09-2001, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by RCT
That would sure be a great conversation starter....LOL.... can you imagine....you'd have to really know your dinner guests.....that really tickled me....thanks...

I think it would be great fun to watch people dig into their pasta, see if they notice and if they say anything!!!!!!! LOL
Mickey
03-09-2001, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by AnnW

Originally posted by RCT
That would sure be a great conversation starter....LOL.... can you imagine....you'd have to really know your dinner guests.....that really tickled me....thanks...

I think it would be great fun to watch people dig into their pasta, see if they notice and if they say anything!!!!!!! LOL

"Could you please pass the *****es?" LOL!
RCT
03-09-2001, 06:45 PM
WOW, that sure is good ***** Pasta....LOL...
AnnW
03-09-2001, 06:47 PM
It's actually called Pecker Pasta!
RCT
03-09-2001, 06:51 PM
see now I would serve it to my MIL, LOL....and all my SIL, they would definetly notice and say something.....That's really funny....
KarlaB
03-09-2001, 06:55 PM
ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At a bachelorette party for a friend they served ***** cookies which were cleverly frosted, we had ***** ice cubes in our drinks, and we played "Pin the ***** on the stud"! Quite interesting! LOL!

When we first moved in our house a coworker of dh's that we had just met lived in our basement briefly and when I had to check on something once it was like walking into a sex shop! Does that count? :)

[Edited by KarlaB on 03-09-2001 at 07:01 PM]
Diane
03-09-2001, 07:34 PM
I've got a lot of friends who would get a big kick out of the "***** pasta" (pecker) but if I ever tried to serve it up for my parents... I'm sure they'd totally refuse to eat it. They would see nothing funny about it AT ALL. LOL

I've never been in a sex shop before... one of my friends tried getting me to go into one once and I was already too embarrassed just standing in front of the place to say nothing about actually going into it. LOL Somebody gave this same friend a huge dildo (sp???) as a gag gift, and it was hilarious! Somebody broke into their house a few months ago, and guess what they took? LOL... I thought that was kind of funny.
darlene
03-09-2001, 07:59 PM
Ladies, ladies! I go out for supper and get back to see you all have been busy....and what a topic!LOL
;)
Diane
03-09-2001, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by darlene
Ladies, ladies! I go out for supper and get back to see you all have been busy....and what a topic!LOL
;)

Yeah... and have you noticed how much attention this particular post has gotten in just a matter of a few hours? LOL I couldn't believe it when I read the subject title... it kind of threw me for a while. LOL
kat
03-09-2001, 08:40 PM
darlene

ROFL!!!
I, too, just got back from dinner to find this interesting thread. What made it even funnier was that the lunch topic yesterday at school was "visiting a sex shop". I said I'd be too embarrassed to go in one. I'm sure that DH would love for me to bring a little something home from one.

We'll we know where our minds are now. Enjoy your weekend ladies.;)
AnnW
03-09-2001, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by kat
What made it even funnier was that the lunch topic yesterday at school was "visiting a sex shop" [/B]

uh, Kat sweetie...the lunch topic at school? what kind of school is this????!!!!! LOL
angie r
03-09-2001, 10:08 PM
I love this thread, you all are killing me.....pecker pasta...hahahahhahahahahaha. Thanks for the great laugh.
kat
03-09-2001, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by AnnW
uh, Kat sweetie...the lunch topic at school? what kind of school is this????!!!!! LOL [/B]

LOL! Let me clarify. The lunch topic in the teacher's lounge during our block time (planning period)
Amy2
03-09-2001, 11:15 PM
One time a girlfriend and I went into a sex shop for a lark and she picked up this...thing, we didn't know what the heck it was, it was all furry and suddenly the thing started vibrating REALLY loudly and she couldn't shut it off. I was across the room DYING of laughter. I'll just never forget the look on her face! Amy
Karen
03-09-2001, 11:44 PM
How coincidental, I received this e-mail joke today...Have you all seen this one?



As a first grade teacher I am often spelling words
for children after they
have tried their best to sound it out themselves.
One day a girl in my class
raised her hand and asked, "can you please spell the
word ***** for me?"
Shocked to say the least, I looked at her and said,
"that's an interesting
word Sarah, can you use it in a sentence for me?"

"Well, she said, I'm trying to spell happiness and I
have the happy part, I
just need the *****." I spelled the word happiness
for Sarah and smiled
nonetheless.
AnnW
03-10-2001, 08:07 AM
Amy..that is too funny

Karen..what a hoot!!
Ryleigh
03-10-2001, 08:14 AM
Cute joke.
Never been in a sex shop but was given a jar a chocolate body paint one time. Haven't used it though. Maybe we'll have to try it out some time.