kat
02-15-2002, 02:35 PM
A friend sent me this and I thought it was cute.
> And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
> spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and
> Woman would live long and healthy lives.
>
> And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the
> 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries
> with that?"
>
> And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.
>
> And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her
> figure
>
> that
> Man found so fair.
>
> And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts,
> and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And Woman
> gained pounds.
>
> And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
>
> And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded
> cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert. And Woman gained
> pounds.
>
> And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive
> oil
>
> with
> which to cook them."
>
> And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel so
> big
>
> it
> needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad
> cholesterol
> went
> through the roof.
>
> And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those
> extra pounds.
>
> And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would
> not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man
> gained pounds.
>
> And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought
> forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with
> nutrition.
>
> And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
> center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour
> cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the
> potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
>
> And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
>
> And Man went into cardiac arrest.
>
> And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery .....
>
> And Satan created HMOs .....
> And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
> spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and
> Woman would live long and healthy lives.
>
> And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the
> 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries
> with that?"
>
> And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.
>
> And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her
> figure
>
> that
> Man found so fair.
>
> And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts,
> and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And Woman
> gained pounds.
>
> And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
>
> And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded
> cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert. And Woman gained
> pounds.
>
> And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive
> oil
>
> with
> which to cook them."
>
> And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel so
> big
>
> it
> needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad
> cholesterol
> went
> through the roof.
>
> And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those
> extra pounds.
>
> And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would
> not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man
> gained pounds.
>
> And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought
> forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with
> nutrition.
>
> And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
> center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour
> cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the
> potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
>
> And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
>
> And Man went into cardiac arrest.
>
> And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery .....
>
> And Satan created HMOs .....