Amy
03-28-2001, 04:44 PM
I just got this e-mail from my SIL. My new name is Dinky Diaper Butt!! LOL
What all yours?
Hello... This could be much better, but... still it's entertaining to
try....mine is: Zippy Girdle Girdle.... Kurt is Loopy Girdle Girdle and
Brandon is Stinky Girdle Girdle....
YOUR NEW NAME
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your
funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take
ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it
with humour for the day.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
What all yours?
Hello... This could be much better, but... still it's entertaining to
try....mine is: Zippy Girdle Girdle.... Kurt is Loopy Girdle Girdle and
Brandon is Stinky Girdle Girdle....
YOUR NEW NAME
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your
funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take
ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it
with humour for the day.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice