Kids say the darndest things

[kat]

I always loved that show. Bill Cosby could then get the kids to say even funnier things.

I thought it would be fun if we all shared a funny story about the things kids say. Teachers and parents alike join in on this one.

[Leigh]

I had a cute one of these today. I was trying to explain to the kids why we have to keep our shoes on even at naptime. I told them that if we had a fire, then we would have to get out and we would not want to be barefoot. I guess I did not to too good of a job because one little boy looked at me and said so fire is fixing to come and get our feet. I said no, but we don't want to go outside barefoot. Another one said so bugs are going to get our feet. I gave up and used the I said so line.LOL!!!

[MaryL]

One day at school a little boy came in to the classroom late. At our school, it is our policy to send them up to the office to get a "tardy" slip. Anyway, I told the little boy that he should go up to the office to tell them that he was tardy. On his way out of the room, one of the other kids asked him where he was going. The little boy said, "I'm going up to the office to tell them that I am retarded." YIKES! I'm like, "NO! The word is "tardy", not "retarded". " LOL I cracked up all day about that one! Can you imagine this little boy going home and telling his parents that his teacher told him he was "retarded" when he came in late!!?? It was hilarious!!!!

Kids do say the darndest things!!

[Linda/NE]

A couple years ago I was talking to the kids about what they wanted to be when they grew up. My dd (about 2) said she wanted to be Elmo! (Think she got confused with "What do you want to be for Halloween?")

[kat]

I only have 2 boys this year. Needless to say that puts a strain on the girl's bathroom. When pressed for time, after the boys are out, I tell some of the girls to use the boy's bathroom. (They used to hate it, but now they just want to get on to other activities) Anyway, one of my favorites goes in there and she marches right back out, and with her hands on her hips, and with all the "attitude" she can muster, proceeds to wave her finger at me and tell me that the boys are leaving the toilet seat up! :lol: :lol: :lol: I just died laughing and told her, "Honey, just get used to it."

[Diane]

I've got two little kids in my day care... one (the boy) is almost 3 years old and the other one (a little girl) is almost 2 years old. I was changing diapers one day and he happend by and must have noticed that something was missing. The look on his face was hilarious! He squats down to take a closer look, looks up at me and say's... "Where go???"... "Where go???" He asked this about 10 times and I kept telling him that Stacy was a little girl and didn't have one. When his mommy came to pick him up he went and grabbed Stacy, brought her over to his mom... patted her bottom and told his mom... "All Gone". He was SOOOO concerned that she had "lost" her *****. LOL

When Stacy saw me changing Jared and she saw what he had... she pointed, made a gross face and simply said... "ICKY". LOL Later on she said something about it being an "icky owie". :) Kids ARE funny...

bye... :wave:

[KarlaB]

These stories are so funny! :lol: My dks say a million funny things, but of course right now I can't think of ONE! :banghead: