kacee
05-01-2001, 03:40 PM
I got this in the mail. Thought I would share.
SUMMER SANDAL PLEDGE FOR WOMEN:
>
>Please raise your big toes and repeat after me:
>> > >As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the
>rules
>> > >when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes.
>> > >I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang
>over
>> > >and
>> > >touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs.
>> > >And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the
>>straps.
>> > >I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and
>> > >chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
>> > >I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and
>yellow.
>> > >I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
>> > >I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker,
>
>> > >mother, or sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my
>toes if I
>> > >tuck it there.
>> > >If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back
>into
>> > >place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
>
>> > >I will not live in corn denial, rather I will lean on my good
>> > >friend Dr. Scholls if my feet need him.
>> > >I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low,
>low
>> > >price of $4.99 even if my
>> > >feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of
>> > >concern for my safety, and the
>> > >safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool
>of
>> > >sweat and I
>> > >would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my
>ankle.
>> > >I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes
>swell
>> > >and
>> > >begin to look like Vienna sausages.
>> > >If I have been privvy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will
>> > >share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated.
>> > >I will be brutually honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when
>> > >she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has
>to
>> > >tell her that her toes are as
>> > >long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
>> > >This is my summer shoe pledge to you.
SUMMER SANDAL PLEDGE FOR WOMEN:
>
>Please raise your big toes and repeat after me:
>> > >As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the
>rules
>> > >when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes.
>> > >I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang
>over
>> > >and
>> > >touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs.
>> > >And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the
>>straps.
>> > >I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and
>> > >chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
>> > >I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and
>yellow.
>> > >I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
>> > >I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker,
>
>> > >mother, or sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my
>toes if I
>> > >tuck it there.
>> > >If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back
>into
>> > >place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
>
>> > >I will not live in corn denial, rather I will lean on my good
>> > >friend Dr. Scholls if my feet need him.
>> > >I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low,
>low
>> > >price of $4.99 even if my
>> > >feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of
>> > >concern for my safety, and the
>> > >safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool
>of
>> > >sweat and I
>> > >would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my
>ankle.
>> > >I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes
>swell
>> > >and
>> > >begin to look like Vienna sausages.
>> > >If I have been privvy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will
>> > >share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated.
>> > >I will be brutually honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when
>> > >she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has
>to
>> > >tell her that her toes are as
>> > >long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
>> > >This is my summer shoe pledge to you.