I swiped this from another board and I thought it was kind of cute...

So... What/who are you?

The Soveriegn of Structure
Your closets are neat. You have a month of meals planned. Your Christmas shopping is not only done but wrapped and you have a date marked on your calendar as to when they need to go to the post office. Oh and the last time you cleaned your toilet you also cleaned the toilet brush afterwards!

Earl of Order
OK so you don't wash out the toilet brush, but your house is neat enough to have company in 15 minutes and you have at least a week of meals planned.

Duke of Dichotomy
You have people fooled - at least most of them. Your life is arranged in distincly separate areas of cleanliness and clutter. But most of the public places are well-organized. It's just the basement that really needs work.

Mad Monarch
You have a few people fooled. Because there are a few islands of calm among you clutter. The PTA thinks your the best 'cause you can organize a classroom party last minute, but they haven't ever been in your house and aren't likely to be invited anytime soon. If you did need to host an event you would have to devote at least 20 hours to cleaning.

Count of Chaos
You can't find clean undies in the morning. Your sink would put the County Health Department into fits. The dog goes without food on a regular basis and the backseat of your car isn't recognizable.